Wherein I Am Again Appalled
Okay, I'm happily, merrily, writing this on my brand spankin' neue wireless internet service. Yes.
However, I'm ever so slightly disturbed by the fact that the nice, entirely American young man who helped me set up over the phone, called me "Mrs. Light", and then, when I said, "That's 'Ms.'!" came back with "Miss?"
I had to repeat it three times and spell it for him. He'd never heard of it. What the fuck?
Then I called back later with another question and got another nice young man who called me "Miss Light". I let it go.
But seriously, what the fuck?
I got into a shouting match last summer with an Arab immigrant motel manager who insisted on calling me "Miss" and then thought that I was correcting his English when I told him to use "Ms." He'd never heard of it. What. The. Fuck.
At Safeway, where I use my club card, I am invariably thanked as "Miss Light" by everyone, furriner and Amerkin. What the hell is going on? Did I get off at the wrong dimension the last time I woke up from a dream? Has "Ms." not been standard for all business practice for, like, twenty-five years? When did we start rolling back?
And dude, let me remind you, I'm in San Francisco.
What the hell is going on?