
can someone work hard, almost obsessively, and be lazy at the same time? In a word: yes.
For a perfect example, take a gander at the map of "Neu York" (a portion of which is depicted above). "Neu York" is intended to be an alternate history map of New York if the US had been conquered by the Nazis during World War II. Artist Melissa Gould meticulously recreated a map of Manhattan from period maps, taking care to eliminate post-war buildings, synagogues, and any streets named after Jewish figures.
In her project description, Gould displays a perfect command of artspeak, a language often employed to cover up the poverty of a work of art. "Cautionary meditation", "exploration of psychological transport, place, displacement and memory", "reimagining", "moving beyond the architecture of individual structures towards a fantastical psycho-geographical projection of environmental and urban planning", blah, blah, blah. The upshot of it all is that Gould wanted to create a period-looking map that would shock the attentive viewer by its lack of Jewishness and excess of Germanness. It's easy to want.
Problem is, the way she did it was to transpose Berlin geographical names onto New York. Yep. That's it. That's all folks. Boy howdy.
She renamed the squares after Berliner Plätze, the train stations after Berliner Bahnhöfe, the lakes after Berliner Seen, and even museums and playgrounds after those in Berlin. Major streets are named after major streets in Berlin. Where she necessarily departs from a strictly Berliner schema is in the numbered streets and avenues where she:
1. names a series of streets after kings and emperors (realistic)
2. names another series of streets after birds, wildflowers, plants, grains, herbs, trees, and wild animals (why? The Nazis didn't do this. This is an American convention. Doesn't she know that?)
3. names streets south of the future Lincoln Center (hello? Why cast into a future that will never be?) after German (non-Jewish) composers, opera names, and Teutonic women's names.
4. names a small section after foreign cities and countries (but with no discernible pattern, some are places Germany had a historic/colonial/imperial interest in. Some not. Are these names that appear in Berlin streets? Huh?)
She also tries out a few "puns" as she calls them, and associations, a few of which display her ignorance of street naming history. For example, she renames Maiden Lane to Klosterstrasse (convent street), either setting up a very wicked opposite association (but I don't believe it) or completely misunderstanding that "Maiden Lane" has been commonly used to name traditional red light districts. (Yeah, the "maiden" is ironic.) This particular example is further complicated by the fact that Nazis, with their strange secular paganism and their totalitarian control of sexuality, would neither wish to memorialize prostitution, nor honor Catholic nuns, and therefore would rename the street entirely differently, possibly to promote their own ideal of girlhood, maybe "Bund Deutscher Mädel Straße"?
But that's the whole problem with this map. Gould spent oG knows how many hundreds of hours recreating this map, recreating the system of street and place names, and then replacing those street and place names with others. And yet she didn't bother to do the first leetle bit of research on German (especially Nazi) and American street and place-naming conventions. She didn't bother to use her damned imagination, either. Can you say "wasted effort"?
This trips all of my wires, seriously. Street renaming is my thing -- it's the systematic and massive renaming of streets in Berlin while I was living there in the nineties that first got all my geographic juices flowing. I spent a semester doing a project on it, and in 2001 I did a street renaming performance in San Francisco. To rename four streets I did decades of hours of research. And alternate history is seriously my thing. I'm writing an alternate history novel now, which takes place fifty years after the historical event that changes the timeline. Believe me, the amount of research, thinking, and imagining you have to do to get that kind of distance from an alternate timeline is not small. And that's before you begin writing.
Gould just didn't do her brain work. When renaming a conquered territory, you don't try to recreate the sound and feel of the capital city of your empire. The capital city is special. The conquered city is now a province. It must feel its inferiority, not feel as if it can compete with the capital. You also don't rename everything. It's impractical and stupid. Nobody would be able to find their way around. It would take years to figure the new streets out. And the Nazis weren't stupid, if anything, they were bureaucratic geniuses.
You start out by renaming only the major streets, the ones people know without names. You give those streets the names of the most important people or events or concepts in the pantheon of your political system. So the major streets of a Nazi-conquered New York City would be: Adolf Hitler St. or Führer St., Reich St., Lebensraum St., etc. Actually, that's not even true. They wouldn't try to change the geographical grid to German, so the German names would remain the same (next to "street", "avenue", and "way") but the concepts would probably be translated into English, at least at first. So make that "Elbow Room St." and "Empire St.".
Street names are also a spoils system to a symbology-ready regime like National Socialism. In the second wave of street renaming, everyone jailed in the Beer Hall Putsch (who didn't get purged later), everyone killed in street skirmishes with lefty factions, every high-ranking general killed in the war, every wartime battle of particular emotional weight -- either great victories or great defeats -- would have a street named after it. Also, historical cronies like those "scientists" or philosophers or poets whose work contributed to the philosophy of National Socialism would have a street (this might come as late as the third wave of street renamings.)
And in New York, being a symbolic center of conquered nation, all American "allies", both contemporary and historical, would have major streets. George Washington, as a slave owner, might have a street. Any eugenics "scientists", any racial "scientists", and especially political thinkers whose work contributed to totalitarian socialist ideals would get streets and alleys named after them. Nazi-won battles on American soil would have center stage on large streets and squares. In the third and fourth waves, poets, artists and musicians found to be somehow sympathetic to National Socialism would get streets. Ezra Pound might have a street.
Almost as remarkable as the changes would be what remained. Names characteristic of New York City but with no political significance would remain, such as Canal St, Broadway, or Park Ave. Names with mild political significance, like Holland Tunnel, might remain as a reminder that the Netherlands were now also part of the Reich, or that the city was founded by the Germanic Dutch, and not the English who took over. Speaking of which, Greenwich would almost certainly be removed. And undoubtedly the numbers would remain until they were replaced in succeeding waves by more politically significant names. The larger streets, regardless of their numbering, would go first, leaving a strangely broken up number system: Forty-first and Forty-third would be seperated by Himmler St., perhaps, or between Fourth Avenue and the Park you'd drive along Speer Ave.
See? This is the fun part, the interesting part. Making the physical changes is labor intensive and difficult, but it's not challenging. Using this map-making as an opportunity to really think about what life would have been like under Nazi rule, to really imagine the sorts of things that could have happened, the push and pull of history and culture, power and resistance, passivity and energy -- that's the sort of thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
This missed opportunity, this mechanical replacement art, is what gives identity-based -- trauma-based -- art a bad name. I don't know what gets Melissa Gould out of bed in the morning. Maybe dust bunnies? Fingerprints on her water glasses? Filing?
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