new orleans is ridiculously unrealistic

Like, look at this river. All these different places it could enter the lake or the sea, but no, it goes ALL THE WAY to the very tip of the land to enter the water. Artificial? Maybe, but who would bother? Totally unrealistic. pic.twitter.com/9vxBvtEQRT

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) March 19, 2018

 

an RPG designer tweeted a series of posts critiquing the landscape of New Orleans as being an unrealistic design. It's pretty awesome. He even, halfway through, invents a freelancer named Steve, who is supposedly submitting this thing.

 

And speaking of sloppy: Did you seriously just label this thing as a LAKE? It is ATTACHED TO THE FUCKING OCEAN, STEVE. THAT MAKES IT, BY DEFINITION, NOT A LAKE. pic.twitter.com/MdodcUrjje

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) March 19, 2018

 

Here's the whole thread. Enjoy!